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And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

DeMoss — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 07:35:10 +0000

Event Horizon (1997): This week director Paul Anderson has the number one movie in America. So let’s all join together in remembrance of just how much his films sucked thirteen years ago as well.

The Gorilla’s Lament

gorillaslament — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 20:46:14 +0000

The Killer (2006) – Bollywood remake of Collateral, starring the perpetually awesome Irrfan Khan as a hitman who forces a cab driver to ferry him around from target to target.

MonsterHunter

mnstrhunter — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 16:32:10 +0000

Revenge of the Gladiators (1964) – Surprisingly grim, Revenge of the Gladiators starts off like any number of rather lunkheaded sword and sandal flicks with its gladiator heroes, deranged emperor, silly-looking barbarians, convoluted schemes to betray whomever happened to have his back turned at a given moment, and Mickey Hargitay, but then gets progressively darker until our heroes are reduced to joining a group of religious refugees fleeing the disintegrating Roman Empire.

And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

DeMoss — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 07:00:34 +0000

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009): Superman and Batman wander the Earth wailing on people. What’s not to like? Step right this way…

The Gorilla’s Lament

gorillaslament — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:43:59 +0000

Ponga Pandit (1975) – A village priest tries to win back his arranged bride in what may be the most gleefully dysfunctional romantic comedy ever.

And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

DeMoss — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:30:55 +0000

New Moon (2009): Vampire loves girl. Vampire leaves girl. Girl cries. Girl meets werewolf. Girl loves werewolf. Kinda. Sorta. Not really.

And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

DeMoss — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:47:15 +0000

If God is Willing and da Creek Don’t Rise (2010): Spike Lee returns to New Orleans five years after Hurricane Katrina, dragging the rest of us along with him, kicking and screaming.

The Gorilla’s Lament

gorillaslament — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 04:43:13 +0000

Singh is Kinng (2008) – Akshay Kumar stars as a goofy guy from the village who becomes a crime lord, and finds love. Not necessarily in that order.

And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

DeMoss — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:00:33 +0000

Letters from Iwo Jima (2006): In the last days of World War II, the Iwo Jima garrison of Japan’s Honorable Imperial Army fights a doomed last stand against more invading Americans than you can shake a CGI bill at. Spoiler alert: they die horribly. For the most part.

And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

DeMoss — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:00:34 +0000

Twilight (2008): Girl meets Vampire. Vampire meets Girl. Lather, rinse, repeat until film critic’s head meets brick wall. Repeatedly.